Flathead County Police Blotter

Kinja'd!!! "Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
07/08/2020 at 14:31 • Filed to: Police Blotter

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6:04 a.m. A “real friendly” dog visited the airport.

10:11 a.m. The animal paws hanging from an RV were starting to smell.

10:29 a.m. Three very large dogs were chasing some rabbits.

2:53 p.m. Two hoverboards were stolen.

4:39 p.m. Three teenagers pilfered some beer and jerky.

5:15 p.m. A guy behind the playground was spray painting things and “yelling vulgarities.”

7:29 p.m. The screaming a neighbor heard coming from a nearby house was actually a man singing while cleaning his room.

8:04 p.m. Six kids playing in the street were diverting traffic.

8:12 p.m. A woman who identified herself as a “voting member of Whitefish” demanded to know why the fireworks had been canceled.

8:54 p.m. People were throwing stuff in other peoples’ dumpsters.

9:03 p.m. A dad mowing his lawn was surprised to learn that someone had called the cops because his daughters were outside playing with their puppy and the family cat.

10:08 p.m. “My boyfriend is drunk and won’t leave.”

10:25 p.m. A man who had just put his small child to bed was going to “take care of it” himself if the fireworks going off in his area didn’t let up soon.

10:27 p.m. A man wanted to remind law enforcement that Paul McCartney’s life was in danger.

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10:54 p.m. A drunk woman pressing buttons on her boyfriend’s phone accidentally called 911.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/08/2020 at 14:45

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Paul is okay though right?


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/08/2020 at 14:48

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Because he’s “of a certain age” and Heather Mills is *ahem* troubled?


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer
07/08/2020 at 15:15

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Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/08/2020 at 16:41

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2:53 p.m. Two hoverboards were stolen .

They’re not hover boards!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove
07/08/2020 at 16:44

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They are segways without a handle


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
07/08/2020 at 16:52

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Yes.